Adventures of a Film Geek

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Mon, 22 Apr 2013 22:26:34 +0100

vast-complicated-ridiculous: thedanaddams: alacardjs: reveseve...

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 23:28:19 +0100

thedanaddams:

alacardjs:

reveseveilles:

I think my mouth is hanging open…

OMG!!!!!!

… Is this anime Harry Potter?

This is anime Harry Potter.

Oh… oh my gosh…

I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES.

I NEVER KNEW THAT I NEEDED THIS UNTIL I SAW IT BEFORE ME. EXCUSE ME, FOR I AM NOW DEAD.

Cool anime Harry Potter!

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Tue, 09 Apr 2013 22:43:53 +0100

corgisandboobs: jennibrown-ben-plumm: Minas Tirith...

Tue, 19 Mar 2013 14:57:02 +0000

corgisandboobs:

jennibrown-ben-plumm:

Minas Tirith Sandcastle

A Minas

Tirith

Sand

Castle

So goes Denethor, son of Ecthelion.

*throws crab off the top*

fororchestra: ishouldbebritish: adrianshhh: Sometimes I...

Sun, 24 Feb 2013 11:01:25 +0000

fororchestra:

ishouldbebritish:

adrianshhh:

Sometimes I think of how one tiny mutated cell can wipe out our whole civilization, but then I watch a video like this and think “nah, we’re way too awesome of a species to be defeated.”

scottlava: “The box. You opened it. We came.” The Great...

Tue, 05 Feb 2013 02:49:56 +0000

scottlava:

“The box. You opened it. We came.”

The Great Showdowns in book form!

becks28nz: Fantastic! Brilliant! and Cool!...

Sun, 30 Dec 2012 23:42:57 +0000

becks28nz:

Fantastic! Brilliant! and Cool! *ElectroCereal

Colours by LauraKjoge

panasonicyouth: gingerhaze: I did it drawing 13 dwarves from...

Mon, 24 Dec 2012 06:22:03 +0000

panasonicyouth:

gingerhaze:

I did it

drawing 13 dwarves from memory is not easy

it’s so beautiful

I asked Peter Jackson…

Thu, 20 Dec 2012 17:36:59 +0000

I asked Peter Jackson…

scottlava: “Last night, Darth Vader came down from Planet...

Tue, 11 Dec 2012 06:36:40 +0000

scottlava:

“Last night, Darth Vader came down from Planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn’t take Lorraine out, that he’d melt my brain.”

This is Peter’s favorite movie of all time. Read why at Slashfilm!

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Sun, 02 Dec 2012 17:24:35 +0000

"“The reason that the rich were so rich, Vimes reasoned, was because they managed to spend less..."

Wed, 28 Nov 2012 02:07:44 +0000

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“The reason that the rich were so rich, Vimes reasoned, was because they managed to spend less money.

Take boots, for example. He earned thirty-eight dollars a month plus allowances. A really good pair of leather boots cost fifty dollars. But an affordable pair of boots, which were sort of OK for a season or two and then leaked like hell when the cardboard gave out, cost about ten dollars. Those were the kind of boots Vimes always bought, and wore until the soles were so thin that he could tell where he was in Ankh-Morpork on a foggy night by the feel of the cobbles.

But the thing was that good boots lasted for years and years. A man who could afford fifty dollars had a pair of boots that’d still be keeping his feet dry in ten years’ time, while the poor man who could only afford cheap boots would have spent a hundred dollars on boots in the same time and would still have wet feet.

This was the Captain Samuel Vimes ‘Boots’ theory of socioeconomic unfairness.”

”

- Terry Pratchett, Men At Arms (via idrabear)

This is one of the best breakdowns I’ve ever seen of how expensive it is to be poor.

(via vulgarweed)

SERIOUSLY. Whenever people are like “BUY IN BULK! BETTER VALUE! CHEAPER IN THE LONG RUN!!!!!” it’s like HELLOOOO sometimes you haven’t got the money to buy more in one go.

(via raggedyanndy)

Pratchett as always, words it best.

(via reanimatrix)

Flawless.

(via tallerandblueonline)

When someone walks slower than me: omfg your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandma

Thu, 18 Oct 2012 07:53:33 +0100

When someone walks slower than me: omfg your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandma
When someone walks faster than me: jesus christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt
When someone walks at the same pace as me: who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops

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Tue, 25 Sep 2012 20:26:03 +0100

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Sun, 01 Jul 2012 23:19:12 +0100

scottlava: “I don’t see how that’s a party.” WATCH the making...

Fri, 29 Jun 2012 12:02:39 +0100

scottlava:

“I don’t see how that’s a party.”

WATCH the making of for this showdown right HERE!

Zodiac Signs and the weapons they'd use for murder, and how they'd do it.

Wed, 27 Jun 2012 14:08:44 +0100

Aries: a knife, lots of stab wounds, especially ones in the face— most likely a rage kill. After they were done stabbing you, they'd start ripping you limb from limb, even if you were already dead. That, or they'd criticize you, but it'd be so on point that you'd feel bad enough to kill yourself.

Taurus: Their bare hands, and they'd strangle you to death. They'd stare into your eyes intensely as they suffocated you to death, maybe even adding in a few dramatic "I got you in the end, you know." phrases while doing it.

Gemini: It all depends on what is convenient for them to use as a murder weapon— they're clever, so they'd figure it out quickly. Most cannibals are Geminis, so they'd probably eat you afterwards. If you really fucked them over, maybe they'd cut off your hands and watch you bleed to death, probably laughing while doing it.

Cancer: They'd take you to the beach and find a secluded area only to tie you to a boulder in the shallows of the beach and watch the tide slowly drown you and sea creatures start to pick at your helpless/crying for help corpse.

Leo: They'd make a whole sport of it— they'd find a bunch of really sadistic, fucked up people on the black market and put you in a pit filled with big cats (especially lions), you'd hear "let the games begin!" and a spotlight would come on the death pit as you're torn to shreds.

Virgo: They'd make it look like an accident somehow. Regardless, no one would ever find out that they did it, because they'd cover their tracks well enough.

Libra: Similar to the Virgo one, but they'd definitely pretend to be distraught by what happened, and mask that they were involved really well...but in order to get you back, they'd get your family, your friends, and other people you cared about to show THEM sympathy, and to be on their side.

Scorpio: Succinolcholine injection after chloroforming the person helpless. (sp? A horse tranquilizer that is extremely hard to detect and basically make the person POWERLESS to do ANYTHING except suffocate to death. It makes all muscles go soft.) and they'd talk to you about how powerless and helpless you were until you died.

Sagittarius: beating the shit out of someone until they were literally an unrecognizable bloody mass.

Capricorn: Shooting someone in the head, mafioso style. They'd want it to be quick and clean, and they'd have organized a team to cover for them, dump the body, and probably hired virgo to hide the evidence.

Aquarius: It'd either be something really strange, whacky, and off the wall, like killing someone in the middle of a play by planning to have a stage light dropped on them, or they'd make an example of you in front of a bunch of their "followers" which they'd most likely have if they were crazy enough to kill.

Pisces: They'd capture you and play surgeon, the whole time ranting and raving about "how it feels" to feel pain as intensely as the emotional pain that they feel. They'd make sure that the kill took a long time so that they had a captive audience for a long time- another reason they'd prolongue it is they'd enjoy being the predator instead of the victim for once.

tomfowlerstuff: this was a commission i did a while back that...

Wed, 27 Jun 2012 13:39:52 +0100

tomfowlerstuff:

this was a commission i did a while back that neil gaiman tweeted about last night (thanks neil). i thought i may as well get out in front of tumblr on this one…

thetinybat: THIS IS HANDS DOWN THE GREATEST THING ON THE...

Wed, 27 Jun 2012 09:55:56 +0100

thetinybat:

THIS IS HANDS DOWN THE GREATEST THING ON THE INTERNET.

moviebarcode: Sequence from Scott Pilgrim vs. the World...

Tue, 26 Jun 2012 12:20:54 +0100

moviebarcode:

Sequence from Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010)
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